Erotic UNDERtones

with Rudy Valentino


The Sheik is a 1921 Silent Romantic Drama film based on a Novel by E.M. Hull “The Sheik”

 – In a Different Light “I wanna make a movie”

-If She Knew What She Wants “he’d be giving it to her”

-Manic Monday “in the middle of a dream I was kissing Valentino”

“have to catch an early train”

“just another Manic Monday”




UNDER the Christmas Tree

Christmas Wish List…

…gift unwrapped with lights on

“O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

Much pleasure thou can’st give me

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

Thy candles shine so brightly

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

How richly God has decked thee!”



UNDER sufferance

I saw you this morning.
You were moving so fast.
Can’t seem to loosen my grip
On the past.
And I miss you so much.
There’s no one in sight.
And we’re still making love
In My Secret Life.

I smile when I’m angry.
I cheat and I lie.
I do what I have to do
To get by.
But I know what is wrong,
And I know what is right.
And I’d die for the truth
In My Secret Life.

Hold on, hold on, my brother.
My sister, hold on tight.
I finally got my orders.
I’ll be marching through the morning,
Marching through the night,
Moving cross the borders
Of My Secret Life.

Looked through the paper.
Makes you want to cry.
Nobody cares if the people
Live or die.
And the dealer wants you thinking
That it’s either black or white.
Thank God it’s not that simple
In My Secret Life.

I bite my lip.
I buy what I’m told:
From the latest hit,
To the wisdom of old.
But I’m always alone.
And my heart is like ice.
And it’s crowded and cold
In My Secret Life.

written and performed by Leonard Cohen

lucky RED UNDERwear

Getting Good Luck in a Zodiac Year — Wearing Red

According to Chinese tradition, there are some things that people can do to avoid bad luck in a zodiac year.  Try here…





By Wearing Red — Drive Away Bad Luck

Red is one of the luckiest colours in Chinese culture, standing for prosperity, loyalty, success, and happiness. Red can drive away bad luck and evil spirits.

Wearing red underwear is highly recommended during your zodiac year.  However, there is a rule that you need to pay attention to, or the red won’t ward off bad luck. You cannot buy, for example, the red underwear yourself. It should be bought by a spouse, family member, or friend.





UNDER the influence of desire

White hot centre hypnotised our eyes

With warm embraces lingering mesmerised

Crackling sounds breaking down our inhibitions

Burning to destroy any smoke screen suspicions

Ashes to Ashes dust to dust

Burning with desires igniting this lust

Fanning my embers

With the roar of your fire

My passion scorching flames

Leaping higher and higher

Loves gentle breeze fuels your flames and flick

My submission turning quickly around to whip

Surrender into hot coals we now become one

The light from our fire will burn brighter than the sun

L ❤ H