UNDER sufferance

I saw you this morning.
You were moving so fast.
Can’t seem to loosen my grip
On the past.
And I miss you so much.
There’s no one in sight.
And we’re still making love
In My Secret Life.

I smile when I’m angry.
I cheat and I lie.
I do what I have to do
To get by.
But I know what is wrong,
And I know what is right.
And I’d die for the truth
In My Secret Life.

Hold on, hold on, my brother.
My sister, hold on tight.
I finally got my orders.
I’ll be marching through the morning,
Marching through the night,
Moving cross the borders
Of My Secret Life.

Looked through the paper.
Makes you want to cry.
Nobody cares if the people
Live or die.
And the dealer wants you thinking
That it’s either black or white.
Thank God it’s not that simple
In My Secret Life.

I bite my lip.
I buy what I’m told:
From the latest hit,
To the wisdom of old.
But I’m always alone.
And my heart is like ice.
And it’s crowded and cold
In My Secret Life.

written and performed by Leonard Cohen

lucky RED UNDERwear

Getting Good Luck in a Zodiac Year — Wearing Red

According to Chinese tradition, there are some things that people can do to avoid bad luck in a zodiac year.  Try here… https://www.yourchineseastrology.com/zodiac/benmingnian.htm





By Wearing Red — Drive Away Bad Luck

Red is one of the luckiest colours in Chinese culture, standing for prosperity, loyalty, success, and happiness. Red can drive away bad luck and evil spirits.

Wearing red underwear is highly recommended during your zodiac year.  However, there is a rule that you need to pay attention to, or the red won’t ward off bad luck. You cannot buy, for example, the red underwear yourself. It should be bought by a spouse, family member, or friend.





UNDER the Christmas Tree

Christmas Wish List…

…gift unwrapped with lights on

“O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

Much pleasure thou can’st give me

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

Thy candles shine so brightly

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

How richly God has decked thee!”



UNDERneath that SPOOKY disguise…..

….stands a paranormal penis

“love is kinda crazy”


image :

Piotr Jaczewski


UNDER the influence of desire

White hot centre hypnotised our eyes

With warm embraces lingering mesmerised

Crackling sounds breaking down our inhibitions

Burning to destroy any smoke screen suspicions

Ashes to Ashes dust to dust

Burning with desires igniting this lust

Fanning my embers

With the roar of your fire

My passion scorching flames

Leaping higher and higher

Loves gentle breeze fuels your flames and flick

My submission turning quickly around to whip

Surrender into hot coals we now become one

The light from our fire will burn brighter than the sun

L ❤ H

UNDERcurrents in TUNE

The first time ever she saw him

…washed her way by the moonlit shallows

He ignored those signals and warnings

…washed his way by the moonlit shallows

Lost in a puddle last Saturday night

…far away on the darkest side

He was caught in the drivel of a desperate skite

…and she couldn’t think why she’d swim through


The jellyfish whisper in the evening

…carried away in the moonlit shallows

Sing that Karaoke, Ill be leaving

…carry me home on the moonlit shallows

When he saw her silhouette, shooting into the sun

…far away on the darker side

Camera shot sixty times while he searched for the one

…and she couldn’t see how to swim through


She stays, he plays

Meets her at eleven some days

He stays, she plays

Gates of heaven opened that day


All this grieving and the mourning

…carried away on the moonlit shallows

Watching their newest day dawning

…carried away with the moonlit shallows

Her starfish glowing under silvery light

…far away on the darker  side

Will she venture out to talk with him tonight?

…she just couldn’t learn swimming in tune

She stays, he plays

Meets her at eleven some days

He stays, she plays

Gates of heaven opened one day


Far away on the darker side

Caught in the middle of three hundred and five

…his suit was heavy and the ocean was alive


Still she couldn’t find how to swim through

carried away by the moonlit shallows

carried away by the moonlit shallows

Far away on the darker side


She stays, he plays

Meets her at eleven some days

He stays, she plays

Gates of heaven opened that day


UNDERcurrents in tune

parody….. Moonlight Shadows by Mike Oldfield

cover version here



UNDER the hood

E-sensually Enchanting

Enticing Eyes

Elegantly Engaging

Evocative Entrance

Extravagant and Exclusive

Expressively Effervescent

Eagerly Eligible

Emotionally Enthralling

Exotically Exquisite

Essentially Endowed

Electronically Energized

Easily Excitable

Electrifying Episode

Exceptionally Erotic

Erogenous Exploration

Envious Eruptions

Euphoric Epidemic

Ecstatic Elevation

Extraordinary Exposé